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Wow, has it been a while or what?!
4 months to be precise...
well, sorry ive just been too preoccupied to write this blog.
But a stupid issue has arisen and I am the one responsible for informing the public of what lunacy it is!
What is a beach known for?

• Digging holes
• Making sandcastles
• Swimming
• Big umbrellas
• etcetera etcetera

Well it was not until today that one of my friends informed me that they were going to break a law by digging a hole at cott. SERIOUSLY. digging a hole?! How are the kids meant to make their amazing sandcastles now? And how am i going to bury myselfff!!! (as in... cover myself in sand..) *awkard palm tree* There'll be no need to take your shovels and your buckets kids.. cause you will get sent to jail.. AND DIE. Seriously I really do not understand how that is going to make the beach a better and a safer place to be... no one falls in the holes.. okay i did one time.. but still.
They haven't only created one stupid rule.. but 99 more!
Here are some of the rest of the ridiculous ones;

• Flying kites
• Using oversized umbrellas
• Taking photographs
• Playing with toy cars

Oh Well some good might come out of it.. Ill never be seen like this ever again.