Hey. So, I was watching How I Met your mother last night and it got me thinking about the lame pick-up lines that guys use on girls. It's gone way further than the "Do you like cheese?" line which used to be a favourite among the guys ;) but they are much more straight forward now than ever and indicate that sex is the ideal recreational activity. So how do you manage to successfully pick up a girl at the bar without sounding to cheesy? Sure some girls like a bit of corniness, but I myself was never one for the kernels that get stuck in your teeth. To be honest, I can't help you out here guys, everyone is different- but I can aid in showing you what NOT to do. So me being myself, I decided to Google the funny and cheesy pick-up lines that guys have used on girls to "get laid".

Did they just take you out of the oven? [No, why?] Because you're hot!

Let's go behind that rock, and get a little boulder.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
(Way to go to make a girl feel better about herself!!!...)
You want me. I can smell it.

Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger? [No.] Then wink. Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got FINE written all over you.

Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet

The word of the day is "legs." Let's say we head back to your place and spread the word.

Let's go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.
Nice legs. What time do they open?

Baby your like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems

Are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only TEN I see...

I believe that Mi Goreng is God's gift to earth.

"Never take life too seriously; you will never get out alive"

- Elbert Hubbard

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It has come to my attention that all of the children shows that I used to watch as a young girl have been either banned or put off air for reasons that are simply too ridiculous for me to share with you. I find it completely ludicrous that the producers find the need to remove the "classics" and replace them with even worse shows that cause the young ones to follow and roam around like sluts at the age of 6!! We do NOT want a billion Miley Cyrus's roaming the streets. I still don't understand the need to ban these shows when children shouldn't care about this kind of stuff anyway. I know for a fact that my friends and I never picked up on these minor details but enjoyed the shows. I guess this shows how quickly children are growing up these days :(

What did Ernie and Bert ever do wrong?

The slept in the same bed....they were gay :(

You may remember this man. The "fat controller" I hear you say?
No you're not allowed to call him that cause it offends fat people...even if he is FAT!!!

Noddy, the little man in the red and yellow car was banned for similar reasons to that of Ernie and Bert. It was simply assumed that he was gay because he slept in the same bed as his companion.

And WHO THE HELL?! decided that making the cookie monster green and calling him the "vegetable monster" would promote children eating their greens? That is the ugliest piece of s*** that I have ever seen. This makes me feel proud to own my pair of original cookie monster pyjamas.

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So I have finally decided to give in. To give it a go. To attempt what I have always believed to be the impossible. Writing a blog.

Yeah I guess your friends have a massive impact on what you become in life. Some force you to make bad decisions (though this has never been the case with me) and some impact decisions on your social life- whether that guy is right for you or what you should wear to that raging party. But I would never have thought one day in nearly sixteen years of my life that getting a blog space to write about what I believe to be the current issues in the world and of life would have been impacted by a few of my friends who seem to have caught the blogging bug and have spread it onto me. But why should I care so much? A personal space is pretty nifty when you need to get something deep and meaningful off your chest right? Well I hope so otherwise this is going to be an utter waste of my time which I could be using to do my music assignment. Oh well screw that. I have thirteen days of holiday left and trust me, I am going to do the best that I can to spend it well and relax before I head off to hell; commonly known as school.

I really like this font colour. Blue is nice but will never be my favourite colour, although my best friend's favourite colour is blue but mine is green. Yes I am a green girl indeed.

Anyway thats enough about me... for now. Maybe I will fill you in later tonight or tomorrow on how life is going in 2010.. if I can be bothered. But for now... toodles!

"Remember; Don't be a fool, wrap your tool"
-Van Wilder