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It has come to my attention that all of the children shows that I used to watch as a young girl have been either banned or put off air for reasons that are simply too ridiculous for me to share with you. I find it completely ludicrous that the producers find the need to remove the "classics" and replace them with even worse shows that cause the young ones to follow and roam around like sluts at the age of 6!! We do NOT want a billion Miley Cyrus's roaming the streets. I still don't understand the need to ban these shows when children shouldn't care about this kind of stuff anyway. I know for a fact that my friends and I never picked up on these minor details but enjoyed the shows. I guess this shows how quickly children are growing up these days :(

What did Ernie and Bert ever do wrong?

The slept in the same bed....they were gay :(

You may remember this man. The "fat controller" I hear you say?
No you're not allowed to call him that cause it offends fat people...even if he is FAT!!!

Noddy, the little man in the red and yellow car was banned for similar reasons to that of Ernie and Bert. It was simply assumed that he was gay because he slept in the same bed as his companion.

And WHO THE HELL?! decided that making the cookie monster green and calling him the "vegetable monster" would promote children eating their greens? That is the ugliest piece of s*** that I have ever seen. This makes me feel proud to own my pair of original cookie monster pyjamas.